you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Randomize
