why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
My ass is underappreciated
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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