awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
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