I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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