god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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