It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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