That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
foreskin is a definite game changer
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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