no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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