I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Randomize
