I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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