I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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