I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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