i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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