Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
Randomize
