It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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