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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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