Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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