Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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