when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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