As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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