i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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