We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
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