is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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