So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Randomize
