drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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