come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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