Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
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