Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Randomize
