I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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