You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
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