Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
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