It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
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