At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
vagina is talking i cant
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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