So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
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