Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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