Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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