It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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