Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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