yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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