Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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