Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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