u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
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On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
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