She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
