I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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