So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
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