so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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