I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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