turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Ladies don't puke and tell
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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