just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Randomize
