My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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