I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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