we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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