READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
Randomize
