i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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