You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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