Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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